The news, but it's not a big deal.
Axios
The Supreme Court decided to slim down a key voting rights law like it was putting the legislation on a juice cleanse, making it a little harder to challenge certain election rules. It's basically the legal version of rearranging furniture — things look a little different but we're all still in the same living room. No Big Deal.
NPR
The Supreme Court is up there in their fancy robes squinting at Trump's plan to end temporary protected status for Haitians and Syrians, like a golden retriever trying to figure out a treat puzzle. It's a big ol' legal tug-of-war with real people's lives in the middle, which is admittedly a slightly bigger deal than most puzzles. No Big Deal.
The Washington Post
A video popped up showing the exact moment a Secret Service officer fired at a suspect near the correspondents' dinner, which is not the kind of after-dinner entertainment most people expected. It's like someone ordered the dinner show and it got extremely literal extremely fast. No Big Deal.
The New York Times
Apparently King Charles gifted Trump something connected to a World War II submarine, because when you're a monarch looking for the perfect present, nothing says "thinking of you" like vintage underwater warfare memorabilia. It's basically the royal equivalent of re-gifting a very historically significant fruitcake. No Big Deal.
CNBC
Trump shared an AI-generated picture of himself holding a gun and pointed it Iran's way with a "No more Mr. Nice Guy" caption, which is one heck of a way to send a strongly worded letter. It's like if a golden retriever learned Photoshop and decided international relations were a great first project. No Big Deal.